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How big are the oysters that will make the single pearls for each of heaven's Pearly Gates?
Rev 21:21.
I'm figuring that each one of those bearded mollusks would have to be at least the size of an elephant if they were going to pump out a single gate-sized pearl.
Does god have an army of these behemoth bearded bivalves?
I'm frightened by the thought. Wouldn't those giant oysters want to eat whoever tries to pry out the pearl? What if the army of giant oysters gets out of control and runs amok? And how big of a horn-dog is the person, or god, who eats those massive oysters as an aphrodisiac?
Wouldn't it be simpler, and safer, to make the gates out of stainless steel or wrought iron? PVC perhaps?
fear not the army of giant oysters.
its actually a translation error from Ancient Aramaic. It was supposed to say "pearl necklace." and yes, infallible pearl necklaces are intense.
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